The Real Reason Russell Wilson Sucks this Year

5 interceptions in one game! No it's not the offensive line. It's not the lack of a running game. It's not the inconsistent Wide Receiver play. It's not the loss of Marshawn Lynch. The problem is Ciara. I think?


Let's look back at a number of celebrities and athletes who struggled after a glamorous union:

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson

Some people just suck the life out of you in whatever way they can. I mean just look at how completely drained and tired Romo looks next to his former boo. Has he been eating? Has he been sleeping? What a fucking nightmare it must have been to go out and play football like that.


Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

As you can see here, Humphries is clearly losing his ability to see from the energy drain of Kim K. Many of you may not have even known Humphries before he started to date Kim, but the savvy NBA fans may remember him prior to the moment he ruined his life by dating a Kardashian. So sad.


Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian

This is the saddest one by far. I mean come on. Odom almost fucking died! 


Nick Young and Iggy Azalea

The Lakers shooting guard may not have been one of the top stars in the NBA before Iggy but he sure as hell became one of the most impressive players on the court after their breakup. Maybe the greatest assist that D'Angelo Russell has given Young was off the court, by ruining his relationship with Iggy. Young is having one of the best seasons of his career and is in the discussion for most improved in the NBA.


Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn

Relationships are supposed to make everything better but that wasn't the case with Rodgers. Ever since he became the man in Green Bay everything seemed so easy for the stud Quarterback, but now it seems like a constant struggle. Rodgers and the Packers are falling apart and all hell has broken loose.